Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Sorry my hands just texted you
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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