that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
