I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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