I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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