But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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