He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Terrible idea I love it
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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