i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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