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say what?
wanna hang out?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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