Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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