can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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