He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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