no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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