And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I smell like Dick and happiness
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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