ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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