she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I checked into jail on foursquare
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
that may or may not have been my penis.
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