doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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