I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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