He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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