I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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