it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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