Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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