We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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