he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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