he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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