i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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