For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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