I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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