On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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