thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Randomize
