names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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