They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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