do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No I am not eating basil off your cock
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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