I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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