Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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