also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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