And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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