I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
How's work?
Spinning.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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