How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Randomize
