Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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