Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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