How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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