he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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