ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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