i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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