out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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