Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
