Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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