i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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