I'm jealous of your bromance
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
50% drunk capacity currently
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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