So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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