I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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