Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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