After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I believe in your delicious
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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