how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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